Zip Up Hoodie, Funny Science Hoodie, Gildan Sweatshirt

Gildan Sweatshirt

Keep warm and witty with this “The universe is made up of neutrons, protons, electrons, and morons” zip-up hoodie — the ultimate blend of science and sarcasm. Printed boldly on the back, it’s the perfect conversation starter for teachers, students, or anyone who appreciates smart humor with a cozy twist.

Made from the premium Gildan 18600 Heavy Blend fabric, this hoodie features a super-soft fleece interior, full front zipper, and roomy front pockets — perfect for everyday wear. Whether you’re in the lab, classroom, or just observing human behavior, this hoodie has you covered.

☁️ Product Details:
Gildan 18600 Heavy Blend full-zip hoodie
“The universe is made up of neutrons, protons, electrons, and morons” printed on the back
50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece blend
Unisex fit — cozy, soft, and durable
Metal zipper, drawstring hood, and front pockets
Machine washable & made to last
Available in multiple colors and sizes

✨ Perfect for science lovers, sarcastic souls, and anyone who knows intelligence isn’t evenly distributed in the universe.